buttcramps:

*slips $3.58 into your shirt pocket* like my selfie *winks*

(via tumult-uous)

unfollower:

college tip: take the “no shame” route with your roommate. they see you in ur underwear? who cares. they witness you playing neopets for over 8 hours a day and walk in on you crying with bad indie pop playing in the background semi frequently? well

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Anonymous: THE PEOPLE WANT NUDES 

theonus:

My actual penis.